DINNER BERSAMA LINDA

Fiq: ohh hoii waiter..!!mai sni ambek order!

Waiter: ye cik..nk pesan ape?

Fiq: bg sye air mineral kurang manis satu ye...mknan bg sye ayam je lhh ye...

Waiter: maaf cik..cik nak bapak ayam ke mak ayam??

Fiq: ape ke bengap nye ko ny...sure la mak ayam..2 pon ko nk tnye ke..??eh2...tp ayam 2 ko jgn la bunuh dy plk ye...

Waiter: jgn bunuh?abz 2 kalo xbunuh mcm mne nk mkn cik??

Fiq: hishh ko ny...2 pon aq nk ajar ke...ko sembelih laa dye..jgn bunuh dye..kcian dye kalo ko bunuh mati lk dye...syg plk nk order ape??

Lin: bg sye teh tarik kurang harga satu ye...mkn plk sye nk mkn nsi goreng..tp nsi goreng tu jgn bubuh gram nye..sbb sye ad dara tggi...

Fiq: eh2 syg...bkn dara tggi laa..darah tggi..2 bwu btol..

Waiter: hurmm..k r..nnty siap sye smpai..sye belah dulu...

Fiq: hurmm..syg nmpk cntik tertarik ko mmg the bomm laa ary ny....!!

Lin: ekk..yeke...trima ksih lhh yer...cntik mcm spe u??

Fiq: cntik mcm mayat moyang i laa....hahahhaa...

Lin: huh!! Mnyesal i tnye u tw...!!

Fiq: hee...aloo loo ..i guro je laa....hurmm syg2..i ad kejetan tok syg mlm ny tw...tp syg kne laa ttp mate syg dulu ye...

Lin: ekk..ok2...

Fiq: hah..skarang syg dhh bole bkak mate syg 2 bsr2....

Lin: wahh...arr la la suke nyer....cntik nye cincin ny...

Fiq: alahh...biase r 2..cincin bwu curi mse on the way nk mai sini...hee...u nk i sarungkn cincin ny kt jari tangan ke jari kaki??

Lin: ape laa..ade ke jari kaki...msti la jari tngan...

Fiq: hee..sje nk test u td...ingt u x taw nk sarung kt jari mne..hurmm..ehh2...ngam2 u...xpayah laa i ssh2 nk potong tangan u wat semple..haha....cube teke cincin batu ape 2??

Lin: hurmm..kalo tgk ny bkn mcm batu biase ny...ny mcm batu caves ny...

Fiq: aikk...ape ke bengap nye syg ny..hurmm..tp xpe lhh..bengap2 pon aq ske..sesuai la dgn aq..sme2 bengap kn..hahahhaa....jgn mara ye syg..heee